A guild of perpetual losers
(work in progress)
HEY BABES. Dazz posted a great video for the spine fight, but if you’re partial to written guides, this is a nice in-depth one. i recommend at least reading through section five.
LISTEN UP SCRUBS. I’VE SPENT THE LAST 5 HOURS MAKING MY WAY THROUGH A PROTECTED GRIZZLY BEAR HABITAT AND I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW THE LACK OF MOXY THOSE FURRY SONOVABITCHES HAD WAS NO WHERE NEAR DISSAPOINTING HEARING WHAT YOU ROBE-TWIRLING, TEA DRINKING PANISIES HAVE BEEN UP TO.
WHAT? YOU DID FIRELANDS AND NOW YOU THINK YOU’RE HOT SHIT? THINK AGAIN CUPCAKE, ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU: TIME TO BUCKLE UP AND GROW SOME CHEST HAIR LADIES BECAUSE YOU SAD GROUP OF FLIMSY LOSERS ARE OFF TO DO DRAGON SOUL.
ALREADY PEEING YOUR PANTS? FOR THOSE WHO’D RATHER HUG TREES AND WRITE SAD POETRY, THE ONLY ADVICE I’M GOING TO GIVE TO YOU IS TO FIRSTLY, EAT A STEAK AND SECONDLY, LOOK UP ONE OF THEM YOU TUBE VIDEOS ABOUT THE SPINE MECHANICS (IN PARTICULAR) BECAUSE IF YOU CAN’T GIVE A SKULL FRACTURE TO THE LOCAL WILD LIFE WITH YOUR FISTS, YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TROUBLE PUNCHING A GIANT DRAGON IN THE SPINAL COLUMN.
(( P.S. Rally inside the Caverns of Time, 7pm WRA server time. Saturday. This is a private event for guild mates and their friends. Thanks for your understanding, and we hope to see plenty of you there! ))