1. HEY BABES. Dazz posted a great video for the spine fight, but if you’re partial to written guides, this is a nice in-depth one. i recommend at least reading through section five.

  2. LISTEN UP SCRUBS.  I’VE SPENT THE LAST 5 HOURS MAKING MY WAY THROUGH A PROTECTED GRIZZLY BEAR HABITAT AND I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW THE LACK OF MOXY THOSE FURRY SONOVABITCHES HAD WAS NO WHERE NEAR DISSAPOINTING HEARING WHAT YOU ROBE-TWIRLING, TEA DRINKING PANISIES HAVE BEEN UP TO.

    WHAT? YOU DID FIRELANDS AND NOW YOU THINK YOU’RE HOT SHIT? THINK AGAIN CUPCAKE, ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU: TIME TO BUCKLE UP AND GROW SOME CHEST HAIR LADIES BECAUSE YOU SAD GROUP OF FLIMSY LOSERS ARE OFF TO DO DRAGON SOUL.

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    ALREADY PEEING YOUR PANTS? FOR THOSE WHO’D RATHER HUG TREES AND WRITE SAD POETRY, THE ONLY ADVICE I’M GOING TO GIVE TO YOU IS TO FIRSTLY, EAT A STEAK AND SECONDLY, LOOK UP ONE OF THEM YOU TUBE VIDEOS ABOUT THE SPINE MECHANICS (IN PARTICULAR) BECAUSE IF YOU CAN’T GIVE A SKULL FRACTURE TO THE LOCAL WILD LIFE WITH YOUR FISTS, YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TROUBLE PUNCHING A GIANT DRAGON IN THE SPINAL COLUMN.

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    (( P.S. Rally inside the Caverns of Time, 7pm WRA server time. Saturday. This is a private event for guild mates and their friends. Thanks for your understanding, and we hope to see plenty of you there! ))

  3. butts

  4. scrubs

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